How to bang your head instead of writing your book
How to bang your head instead of writing your book Presented by PegasusEandE.com Live workshop Pauly Hart July 19th Phase #1 - Banging your head THE WRITER AS A FAILED AND MISERABLE PUSS IMBUED SLUG Step 1. find a nice wall or table or hard surface Step 2. brace your hands and feet Step 3. strike your head against surface That's it. That's all there is to it. ============================== Phase #2 - Watching the screen THE WRITER AS A FUNGUS COVERED TWO TOED SLOTH Quit watching big Hollywood like a noob >> End of Ragnarock vs beginning of Infinity wars Outline every story arc you see >> https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/movie_narrative_charts.png Start following one movie director to their bitter end >> Uwe Boll's rampage viewing day Become a critic of everything >> https://youtu.be/xKbyWSwd7hk Begin to identify patterns in the chaos >> Jodie Foster scene in 'Contact' - staring in